Confused Alcoholic Tries To Steal Free Drinks

Don't want to alarm anybody but I'm currently in Changi Airport and I'M COMING HOME AMERICA!!!!

Oh no wait, where am I from again? I should check my underwear.

How good are the free drinks in this place? Phwoar, scotch samples in duty free, keg airport! Eat your heart out Steve Sanders and Leichhardt party house.

(Oh and I guess this is the end of my blog. It's been, um, emotional... See you in Australia, idiots)