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Friday, October 06, 2006

Confused Alcoholic Tries To Steal Free Drinks

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Don't want to alarm anybody but I'm currently in Changi Airport and I'M COMING HOME AMERICA!!!! Oh no wait, where am I from agai...
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Thursday, September 14, 2006

...and another thing...

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Why does everybody keep apologizing to me about Steve Irwin? I mean, I know he’s set back the international acceptance of Australians as rea...
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Parents to Blame as Che Dally-Watkins Takes to Mountains for Community Wall Painting

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Ahem. It’s all true. Those of you who remember me from such conversation-killers as “JESUS I smashed my Guccis”, “NON-vintage Moet? But fath...
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Saturday, August 26, 2006

You Fill Up My Senses, Like WD40

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If you want success, find a suitable mentor. Emulate their achievements, workshop your problems, seek their advice. Older people have gained...
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Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Ode to Ceres

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The bus terminal. Nine o’clock. A wiry man with a determined stride and a smell of fried things nods with absolute assurance. He whistles to...
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Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Expert Admits To Not Being An Expert

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I am an expert on many things, the topic of “English as an International Language” not being one of them. Nevertheless, this is the title of...

STARK RAVIN' NOISY

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I’m dumb-founded at my newly acquired tolerance for loud noise, gained in just the space of a year. I’ve always had a soft spot for silence ...
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Saturday, July 15, 2006

Good For What Ails You

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It’s been a while since I last wrote, since I've been a little ill. I don’t usually like to brag about my own achievements, but I often ...
Saturday, June 24, 2006

Silay, the Paris of Negros

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It goes without saying that the Philippines have something for everyone. Whether you’re looking for shandy in a can , beans in a dessert, th...
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